weaselking wrote: You've got a fair number of ppl in your area.  Brain Smasher & Northsider are LaCrossers.  Roslik & myself are Madison.  There are a few Twin Cities way.  Send me your email, & I'll keep you posted of any weekend practice sessions.

Hey, you don't even tell us about your practice sessions.... and now you're trying to steal our new guy. You plottin' on me boy!?

Luke they do not like you and your kind.  Ever since Roslik moved to Madison... Hafford feels a little better then the rest of us.

weaselking wrote: Trainerterry wrote: Luke they do not like you and your kind.  Ever since Roslik moved to Madison... Hafford feels a little better then the rest of us. Well, certainly deserving of more pity, at any rate. I tell you clowns about Madison practices.  It's just that you ludites don't check your email more than once a month & never get the message in time.

Clevenger = Ludite

Crowley and Halverson = .... oh well never mind

ViDs wrote: I just moved back to the La Crosse area and am interested in getting started with the games. I was a thrower in college and would like to continue to throw heavy things. I'm looking for someone to practice with and maybe get some pointers.

Here's a pointer:  Find a better city.

You're welcome in Madison anytime.  My pops is up in Lake City so I'm through there a bit.

Trainerterry wrote: Clevenger = Ludite Crowley and Halverson = Lardite

Fixed that for you.

BrainSmasher wrote: Roslik... Katie is moving to Madison this summer for grad school. If you need pointers let her know

That IS a good idea.  You guys have obviously been on the same weight training program and it's done wonders for you.  You have those long, lean muscles that always wanted.  Make sure she puts you on her bulking program before she leaves, though.

Eclipse wrote: Roslik needs all the help he can get.

Sure, sure.  With throwing I'l take what I can get.  But at least I can:

1.  Talk on the phone without space age Bluetooth accessories, heavy breathing, and a lot of sweat.

2.  Put my pants on without a running start.

With Bob "Relaxed Fit" isn't just a garment.  It's a life-style.  Relaxed Fit car, Relaxed Fit floor, Relaxed Fit toilet, etc.

ViDs wrote: Wow so hey guys, is there anyone here i can train with, ah screw it, ill find a new hobby...

Nancy,

It's, if you haven't noticed, winter.  It is fairly difficult to do the games in January.

You could, say, train with Luke and Wade, but bench press and beer is just as easy to get at home.  PM me, or any of these fellas come the end of February.  We usually try to get something together in that timeframe.

Make sure to eat a lot.  You're gonna need some thick skin.

Josh

Roslik needs to be groomed....

Chapman wrote: Roslik said thick skin...better then a large head, I guess.

Can I come train at your gym?  Your clients look PUMPED:

Trainerterry wrote: Roslik needs to be groomed....

Here is Terry after a "manscaping" session. 

You look like you've toned up a bit there falla.

Chapman wrote: Let me see Roslik or Hotties...mmmm. Tough call.

That it's a tough call is...telling. 

When it comes to training Chapman sticks to the 3 "G's"

1.  Glitter
2.  Glowsticks
3.  German Techno Music

15-Love

Roslik to serve again...!

BrainSmasher wrote: Don't worry everybody, we've got Vids training with us in LaCrosse... and he's already good at hammers!  We obviously had nothing to do with that but its still awesome.  Can't wait to unleash another LaCrosse thrower on the world, can you say athlete farm?

Cool.  Here is a little diagram of the LaCrosse boys teaching the hammer throw. 

You start with one of these:

Figure A:

And then they add one of these:

Figure B.

And there you have it.  Feces Flinging Fun for the whole Family!

Chapman wrote: Roslik is just jealous of my sex appeal...and normal sized head.  Plus, I don't think I have EVER worn a pink shirt.

How could you NOT be jealous?  I mean, you're like FAMOUS.

...in truck stops and and rest areas everywhere.  Nice to know you're putting that normal sized head to good use.

and I thought the smack division had slipped quietly into the night

silly me ...

McSanta wrote: and I thought the smack division had slipped quietly into the night silly me ...

I've taken to sleeping with one eye open for fear of someone in the Smack Division trying to slip me something in the night. 

talk about respect... a guy registers and his first post is ripping on Brainsmasher.... awesome!

Brainsmasher and I go way back.

Chapman wrote: Roslik has no fear of anything being slipped to him...in fact I think he welcomes it.  Especially when the boys from Lacrosse come to town...time for Roslik to bust out the pink shirt.

You throwing in the Pretty Mouth Division this year?

Barry wrote: Brainsmasher and I go way back.

oh for a 2nd I thought you typed "all the way"

Trainerterry wrote: Barry wrote: Brainsmasher and I go way back. oh for a 2nd I thought you typed "all the way"

Not a chance with those sideburns he's sportin'

Trainerterry wrote: Chap and Roslik have a budding 'Bromance' going on .... lots of tension

Really?  Not nearly as tense as those gladiator movies you're so fond of.

Wow... I have to check this thread more often.... but just to throw my two cents in.

Roslik is still suspect.... and just curious, does anybody ever call you Slik?

If Chapman were infact "Bromancing" he could do way better.... like Barry for instance.

And Terry's Vader post pretty much sums it all up. 

Hafford.... continues to love Star Wars.

You're WAY more than just curious, Luke. 

No nicknames.  People are too busy calling me other things like a$$h0le, or d!ckhead.

What the hell did I just stumble upon? Good thing I learned what this computer thing does. I'm a little confused about Roslik's posts though. Josh, did you just recently grow balls or were they just temporarily detached for baby shower season? I bet Dennis soiled his skivvies when he saw a Star Wars reference on a post.

BrainSmasher wrote: Is that why you're so grumpy, no nicknames?  I'm sure we can think of some good stuff.

Thinking isn't really your strong suit.  Stick to blank stares and mouth breathing.  You're awesome at those.

northsider wrote: Josh, did you just recently grow balls or were they just temporarily detached for baby shower season?

Yeah. I've always been such a wallflower.  I'm really coming out of my shell.  I plan to be more vocal in my verbal abuse this year.

Public Service Announcement:

Wade:  Please stock up on LONG t-shirts for the summer.  The rest of us are sick of looking at your foopa when it pops free of your kilt.  I mean, you could store a beer keg in that belly button, Jumbo.

weaselking wrote: We should take a collection to buy them socks while we're at it.

It's not the ankle socks that make them look like sissies.  It's the prancing.

weaselking wrote: But the socks don't help...

You're one to talk.  You look like you look took last place in the sack race at Camp Notsothin.

weaselking wrote: Josh Roslik wrote: weaselking wrote: But the socks don't help... You're one to talk.  You look like you look took last place in the sack race at Camp Notsothin. Which is a shade better than your 1st place in sack lunch at Richard Simmons' "fat & fondled" camp.

You'd know.  You're the Camp Counselor in charge of pitching tents.

....and the honeymoon is over for the Madison throwers

It's not a joke with Dennis unless you finish it with something to the effect of, "That was a joke.  Laugh."

Northsider looking for a prom date

Wow is all i can say. I think im going to like this sport. Fat men wearing kilts, throwing things, and making fun of each other. Only one thing could make it better....

....Northside Cheerleaders

Hey Matt if those Lacrosse boys try to make you do any initiation ritual... do not let them... it is a ruse. 

these are sick young men you have aligned yourself with

Chapman wrote:  Luke, how do you breathe in that thing when TT puts that on you?

Wade said that Luke can breathe through his ears.... not sure what he meant or why that is useful.

BrainSmasher wrote: ....and the honeymoon is over for the Madison throwers

Roslick is upset because Hafford will not let him be the big spoon.

Trainerterry wrote: BrainSmasher wrote: ....and the honeymoon is over for the Madison throwers Roslick is upset because Hafford will not let him be the big spoon.

Terry asked for a Leatherman for Christmas.  When he got it he was so disappointed that it came with a scissors and not a moustache.

Chapman wrote: TT has his slave in a pit somewhere.  Luke, how do you breathe in that thing when TT puts that on you?

That looks like a lightweight in there to me.... plus, everybody who's anybody gets the zipper mouth mask.  Its a bit more classy.

Chapman wrote: Roslik is a brute...its kind of like when he does the sheaf...everyone just kind of moves away.

except the bar.... he has trouble comming near it or over it for that matter

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Hurdles Terri needs to overcome:

1.  Shortages of elastic

2.  Keeping his double chins from wiggling and thereby distracting him from throwing.

3.  Highland games "don'.t ask, don't tell" policy.  We're all pulling for you to meet (meat) someone nice.

4.  Belly button sweat

5.  Male pattern baldness

6.  Humpty Dumpty Syndrome.  I don't care what everyone else says, man.  The "bowling ball on toothpicks" look WORKS for you, dude.

Chapman wrote: As long as he ain't putting anything over a bar...could you imagine Roslik and his fine sense of accuracy on the high jump or the pole vault.  Man he might land somewhere in the stands.

Sure, sure.  But unlike you I throw the weights for distance.  As opposed to "distance."  That trig seems awfully scary to you. 

Josh Roslik wrote:   5.  Male pattern baldness

no hurdle here.... I shave the head by choice

Trainerterry wrote: Josh Roslik wrote:   5.  Male pattern baldness no hurdle here.... I shave the head by choice

Keep telling yourself that.

I believe him. If he doesn't shave is head, hair can get torn out while wearing the gimp suit.

Hey Josh I met this girl who says she knows you

Nice try, Terri. 

Everyone KNOWS girls don't talk to you.  And no, breathing to them on the phone does NOT count.

Remember, they're called "Restraining ORDERS," not "Restraining Suggestions."  You stay behind the line.

ouch that come back hurt....

glad to see you still have your "c" game like your throws

Really?  After 2 weeks that's all you got?  Weak.

Terri's got cheesecake pictures and d!ck jokes.  Turns out Terri IS what he eats.