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Geisler 
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... you pull the cuff of your pant leg over your calf to scratch it and can't pull your pant leg back over your calf without the assistance of pliers. |
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The Jayster
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Posted: 2/06/08 at 12:29pm |
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please keep robbin, the Conway Family and Frank Henry
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Posted: 2/06/08 at 5:36pm |
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When you have to roll your rubber boots over cuz' they won't go over your calves !
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Remember when mom told us never throw stones ?
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Posted: 2/07/08 at 3:59am |
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WOW - I know the feeling |
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Posted: 2/07/08 at 4:07am |
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want to see huge calves(actually cows)check out meats(aka Zolk)calves..seriuos wob power in them
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JUST BRING IT /
SPEED KILLS..BUT STRENGTH PUNISHES |
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M-BAAB
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Posted: 2/07/08 at 5:49am |
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implants
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dWood
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Posted: 2/07/08 at 7:09am |
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calve hater...just mad because you have swizzle sticks
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JUST BRING IT /
SPEED KILLS..BUT STRENGTH PUNISHES |
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Posted: 2/07/08 at 7:55am |
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Big calves are cool, for some reason guys feel the need to show me their calves. He wants to show me his are larger than mine. You wonder how they grow so large when they are always in the shade? Some even have sandles on and really freak me out. Zolk is a freak exception for sure. But then he wears his sisters tennis socks and ruins the effect. |
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jlmreddog
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Posted: 2/07/08 at 8:57am |
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dang I resemble that remark |
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Posted: 2/07/08 at 10:41am |
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Sorry about that, I am weight sensitive because I am boney. I will change that as I did not mean to hurt anybody's feelings.
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Posted: 2/07/08 at 11:34am |
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sniff...sniff thank you.
DUDE! I'm not that sensitive. I think calves are a genetic thing, you got 'em or you don't. In my family everyone has them. It doesn't matter if I'm a svelte 290 or tog 380 my calves stay pretty much the same. They don't seem to help my wob though. |
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Posted: 2/07/08 at 11:34am |
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Hater Miles. My calves are the only thing that keeps my BMI up! And those aren't my sisters socks. They're Baabs daughters'! |
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Dog bro, it just did not sound right when I went back and read that, I don't want anyone to feel any negative about some garbage I posted. No need for that. And it is not hate Mike, I am envious of those cows. Guy has the hair and the calves, nice. But please don't go there with the daughter thing, we don't need to find Mr. Baab's dark side. Trust me, dude has a very nasty he does not show to people. |
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Posted: 2/07/08 at 12:39pm |
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 dan - I've actually got some major cows my ownself - you don't push large black men around for 23 years and NOT get some pushers down there.............meat,meat,meat.....my daughters read this and said " Blonde guys look kinda wimpy " and " So THAT"S who's been taking my lacey socks"............Myles - HE"s the kind we warn out girls about! .........Reddawg - a BIG man needs a STRONG foundation.
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Posted: 2/07/08 at 12:53pm |
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When your legs look like Popeye's arms!
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Posted: 2/07/08 at 1:21pm |
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Date my daughter? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha NO |
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meat
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Posted: 2/08/08 at 2:47am |
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This sentence stands alone as a testament that Texas people just spend their time with strange and unyielding hobbie that can not be comprehended by other civilizations. Or, they are just really bored and very lonely. Just remember Baab "Are you old enough to buy cigaretts or beer?" Nothing but love brother! |
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MEAT - Wellll ....not to brag or anything
 but my strange and unyielding hobby paid me a few million bucks over the years ............how's yours doing ? .........Nothing but love brother! Remember , I used to look alot like you so someday.......you'll look like me !
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Posted: 2/08/08 at 8:28am |
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Maybe that is why I just cant seem to win a games in Texas, my calves are smaller than my wifes. And I threw in college instead of playing ball, just no time for calf raises after shot practice. If any one knows where I can get some socks with padding in them maybe I will have a chance to beat some people.
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If you don't have time to do it right, when are you going to have time to do it over?
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I used to desire large calves....mine are toothpicks.....and then I met Bill Leffler. The guy is 55 years old, weighs 220lbs soaking wet, and has a 44ft stone put......and I swear to gawd the biggest part of his leg below his knee is his ankle. Either that or if he had any calves at all he'd put the stone 60ft plus. Calves are overrated.....remember, it's not the size of your calves its the magic in them.
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Posted: 2/08/08 at 9:01am |
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CANKLES
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JUST BRING IT /
SPEED KILLS..BUT STRENGTH PUNISHES |
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M-BAAB
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Posted: 2/08/08 at 9:19am |
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Calf envy! I was told growing up by an old coach in 7th grade before Quint was born - who split us unto lineman or backs groups solely on calf size/shape - " Plowhorses w. big feet push and pull and racers w. teeny feet race. Go over there w. the plowhorses , son."
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Posted: 2/08/08 at 9:32am |
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I've never really considered the evolutionary advantage to large calves but increased pushing power would seem reasonable. I know they make walking up hills easier...Hey Thom maybe that's it. My ancestors come from the Scottish Highlands, think hills, and yours come from the Netherlands, think flat... and red light district. |
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Posted: 2/08/08 at 9:44am |
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Redawg - redlight.....hmmmm....then Thom should have round heels too?
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which would explain is spinning wob prowess.
Quint, calf raises? Could you explain those? I've never heard of them. You also may want to change your avatar pic or you'll end up with a fan club like Ed's. This thread may finally be ready for the Other forum now. |
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Hey Meat, Just a reminder, brother. Up where you live gun control means limiting constitutional rights, down here in Texas it means hitting what you're aiming for....not that anybody connected to the NFL would have a gun Rick |
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Al, Remember Cheney was born in Nebraska, not here. Rick |
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Up in the North we give'em the "gun show"
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Posted: 2/10/08 at 1:18pm |
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I am hip to both kinds here in BAMA.
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